Cook's Blog Number 38: Tour De Pants

'Hey Vic, why don't you present your segment of the Tour-De-France from a roundabout?' They said. 'Are you sure?' I said. 'I'll be doing this live and once the ride has started I won't be able to stop.' 'Do it!' They said. 'It'll be fun!' They said. 'How can I read my cue cards?' I said. 'Improvise them!' They said.