I am very excited to announce that as of 17th May I will be hosting a music show on BBC Radio Newcastle. The show will air 6AM-9AM every Saturday, unless I forget to press the 'on air' button in which case it might be a bit later. Keep you posted on that.
I can also confirm reports that I may be getting my toe hair cut tonight.
I cannot yet authorize whether the two incidents are connected but will keep you up to date with developments.